I definitely have to get a new wardrobe for church. These fitted pants on my hour-glass shape just won’t do. The last time I went to church I felt like a complete sinner, I ran out as soon as service was over. My girlfriend was concerned afterwards, said that I should stay and mingle and that it’s ok to wear what I have. No way.  Lord knows I didn’t want to bring any temptation into His house. I haven’t been back to church since. That was six months ago. Go figure.