Someone must have glued on Ms Beyonce’s wig too tight because it is apparently affecting her thought process especially when she could go on record by saying that she wishes she was born Latino. Unbelievable. I’m not racist by any means, but I really can’t imagine what’s going on inside her head.

I’ve been following up that story about Pastor Weeks who allegedly physically assault his wife gospel singer Juanita Bynum and all I can say is “shame shame shame”. I remember watching their wedding on TV; I cried tears of joy over that wedding and even wished that mine had been that elaborate. Well I’m singing a different song now. If Pastor Weeks did commit this assault, I hope he gets the full brunt of the law for no man should be allowed to put his hands on a woman.

It seems like every time I’m planning my flight schedule, there is some crazy person elsewhere is also planning their vacation as well. I always seem to get the seat that is in the vicinity of some crazy person. The last guy I sat next to did not only harass the for an extra helping of snacks but he was making all sorts of silly antics with a red cloth that he had retrieved from his bag which he eventually turned into a towel head wrap. I had to laugh. I mean who wouldn’t? Would you believe he acted the fool all the way on the flight? I left the plane in tears from laughing too much.

There was a time when a man and a woman would say “I do” and actually mean to honor and love each other for as long as they both shall live. Nowadays, people are not taking their vows that seriously. I especially have a problem with those who are marrying for citizenship purposes. My girlfriend was horrified when she found out that her intended husband was really trying to get citizenship from her. Luckily for her, the pastor of her church decided that he was in no hurry to marry them. To stall the wedding, he invited them for two months of marriage counseling.

The counseling not only put the wedding on hold but she was able to see what the creep was all about. Now don’t get me wrong, there are legitimate marriages between a citizen and non-citizen, but one just ought to be careful that when they utter their vows that they’re not expecting a financial pay-off or Green card behind it.

Oh I love me some expensive fragrances, but since I’m not going to use them while I’m at home, I decided to invest in a few from TheHouseOfFragrance.net They sell fragrance oils and I gotta tell you that I first I was very skeptical to try it. For only $1.25 you can pick up a sample of your favorite perfumes in oil format. Thinking that they were imitations, I ordered the ones that I was familiar with their smell like Contradiction for instance. When I received my oils I was blown away. It smelled like the real deal, I couldn’t believe it.I know I’ve blogged about it but I’m keeping this little fragrance secret on the downlow with my friends. They won’t know the difference.

No wonder banks like Webster Bank stay way behind to others like Bank of America and Wachovia. That’s because they’ve got bad customer service, so bad that I am closing my account with them. It’s bad enough that I have had numerous problems with  the bank at Waterbury. The problem was the bank’s fault because I was misinformed about a lot of things by their incompetent staff.   As I tried to get the problem rectified I was transfered to a bitch that they called  Supervisor Meryl who came off on me as if I had stolen her man. I remained calm, cool and collected for a while, trying to point out to her that she was displaying bad customer service to which she kept running her mouth. Even as I tried to get her name she was sassing me up and down. But sometimes you have to stoop to these people’s level. She brought out the insults and I had a loaded “potty mouth” that I unleashed on her before hanging up. These people really know how to bring a person out of character. My problem with the bank remains unsolved but I’ve already moved on to much greener banking pastures.